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DonJuanProject Questionnaire From DonJuan Wiki (30. august 2006)
HAS THIS PROJECT CHANGED YOU OR THE WAY YOU THINK IN ANY WAY SO FAR?
It has enabled me to express emotions in a way i probably wouldnt without it
WHY DO STORIES OF LOVE AND SEX CONTINUE TO OBSESS HUMAN BEINGS?
As the human being and everything in nature is a flesh machine he is probably and simply programmed in specific ways for the system to work. Which involves the magnetism of sex, whereas love is the calculation transfigured from the primal urge to satisfy reason and make him noble by possesing one love and console the needs and dreams of human beings who are haunted nonetheless by their own intelects
HAS ANYTHING CHANGED BETWEEN THE SEXES IN YOUR LIFETIME?
a lot superficially since the middle ages but essentially probably nothing
IF SO, WHAT?
I am not considered a property of my parents, i can choose who i love or want to sleep with without being considered (in some circles) a criminal, a mutant or a heretic
ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Yes, because i still cant get rid of the feeling that she has to fullfil my every wish
WHAT MAKES YOU JEALOUS?
Being neglected, knowing that she would prefer someone else rather than me, because then she wouldnt need me anymore, whereas i dont even need myself
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANTED WHENEVER YOU WANT AND NEVER SETTLE DOWN?
Yes but i dont because i would be later tormented by memory and die alone or just die
ARE YOU DOMINANT OR PASSIVE?
Passive, i always want to be taken without any effort on my part, so i couldnt be to blame
ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL/BI/GAY OR LESBIAN?
Theoretically both
WHAT DO THESE CATEGORIES MEAN TO YOU?
Not much less than words in a dictionary
HAVE YOU EVER HATED AND LOVED AT THE SAME TIME?
Myself all the time
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST IN A WOMAN’S BODY?
Her neck, shoulderblades, nymphs, her uterus and reproductive system as well her ability to become unspeakable joy when she wears a dress she loves and admires her untouchable self
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST IN A MAN’S BODY?
His brain
ARE YOU EMOTIONALLY ROBUST?
I am a nervous system hooked onto the door of my intelect
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Life the water inside me
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE?
Once phisically and once metaphisically
HOW MANY LOVERS HAVE YOU HAD?
One, two, three? None because i couldnt posses them
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE?
no
PUT IN YOUR OWN WORDS WHAT YOU THINK A PROSTITUTE DOES
Performing and becoming every wish that is desired, a toilet for wishes
WHY DO YOU PERFORM?
Cause i want to be everybody
DO YOU ENJOY SEDUCTION?
Yes but then when the mistery of her body is uncovered before me It becomes pointless
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ACTING AND SEDUCTION?
None exept the difference
WHAT ARE YOUR OWN TECHNIQUES FOR SEDUCTION?
I can never seduce, i am seduced to seduce
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU DON’T LIKE?
almost
IF YES, DESCRIBE HOW THIS FELT
Strange in the beginning, nice in between, horrible afterwards
DESCRIBE YOURSELF PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY
I thought this is the purpose of this questionaire
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
My utter inability to adopt to life, intelectual and emotional indiference that sweeps over me casually as an empty bag on an empty street, tossed around by an unknown wind, My incapability to control anything
WHAT DO YOU LIKE/LOVE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
The blissfull feelings i am sometimes given and the words with which i try to speak them, my ability to enjoy silence
IF THERE WAS A SCHOOL OF LOVE WOULD YOU ENROLL?
Yes if i could be a women in India in the 16 century where such schools existed
HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD GRADUATE (SCORE 1 – 10)?
1 because i havent yet found a time machine that works
ARE YOU PROUD?
Only when i judge myself
ARE YOU TRUSTWORTHY?
Yes
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN VIOLENT WITH YOUR LOVER?
Yes but not sexually
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE OBJECT OF VIOLENCE FROM YOUR LOVER?
Yes but unfortunatly not sexually
WHAT WORDS HAVE YOU USED IN THE PAST IN FIGHTS WITH YOUR PARTNER/LOVER?
I never had a real fight
DESCRIBE JEALOUSY IN IMAGES
Being rejected and subjected to an indiferrent sea while she masturbates before me knowing and feeling my utter impotence and uselessness WHAT DISGUSTS YOU SEXUALLY? A bath of fecies and intorable cruelty
DO YOU ENJOY FEELING POWERFUL IN RELATION TO ANOTHER PERSON EVER?
Unconsciously probably always but yes, i can be powerful without exploiting it
IN WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES?
When she reacts to my sexual impulse although she doesnt really want to
DO YOU THINK MEN AND WOMEN ARE THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THEIR BIOLOGICAL MAKE UP?
No, the biological make up governs or transforms the intelectual make up
DO YOU THINK MEN AND WOMEN ARE ESSENTIALLY DIFFERENT?
No, because they belong to the same race
IS SEX INTERESTING?
yes
IS SEX BORING?
yes
WHEN DID YOU LAST SEDUCE ANYONE?
Myself two hours ago
WHEN WERE YOU LAST SEDUCED?
Two hours ago
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TRANS SEXUALITY?
I would like to be both and morph for every occasion
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MEN WHO HAVE SEX CHANGES?
butterflies
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WOMEN WHO HAVE SEX CHANGES?
butterflies
DO YOU KNOW OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE INTERSEX?
no
WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND OF THE CRIME OF PASSION?
A crime probably murder executed in a rush of extatic uncontrolable feeling
HAS SEX EVER MADE YOU CRY?
Only the lack of sex
ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF FALLING IN LOVE?
No
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN HURT?
I think the one time when it happened never stopped
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HURT SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
524 000 times
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR LOVER?
none
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN LEFT?
Three times
WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST FANTASY?
To be sacrificed by being bound while she consumes me like a huge and beautiful praying-mantice
IS THERE ANYONE YOU FEEL TOTALLY INTIMATE WITH IN THE SENSE THAT YOU COULD TELL THEM ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN YOUR MIND AT ANY TIME?
Yes, some call it a diary
HAVE YOU FAKED ORGASM?
men can rarely become such magicians
WRITE A LETTER TO YOUR CHILD, REAL OR IMAGINED, TO ADVISE THEM ABOUT LOVE AND SEX
Let it come when it comes but always try to come after her if you suffer i mean really suffer just to touch her she is the one and she will never be touched
HAVE YOU MADE LOVE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE?
I dont think when i make love for my thoughts are a melody And also when i think of someone she or he is absorbed and transfigured into a wish she or he would never perform in the flesh, so the one i think about is instantly someone else
DO YOU WATCH OTHER PEOPLE IN PUBLIC PLACES AND FANTASISE ABOUT THEM?
If they are beautiful enough
IF HETERO-SEX COULD BE COMPLETELY SEPARATED FROM REPRODUCTION (EG WITH TECHNOLOGY) WOULD YOU ENJOY SEX MORE (OFTEN)?
Yes if it would become illegal
HOW OLD IS TOO OLD FOR SEX?
When death has been established
HAS LOVE EVER DRIVEN YOU MAD?
No, if mad is defined by being confined to a mental institution
WHAT MAKES YOU MOST ANGRY ABOUT MEN?
The reasonless aplication of force when unable to solve conflicts Their inability to admit their own fragility or insisting on their fragility
WHAT MAKES YOU MOST ANGRY ABOUT WOMEN?
That she is always late
DO YOU KNOW YOUR OWN SEXUAL ORGANS IN DETAIL IE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM AS OTHERS SEE THEM PHOTOS/MIRROR ETC?
I have never seen anything as others see them
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT FRIGHTENS YOU ABOUT GENITALIA?
Only the diseases they might carry
CAN YOU DRAW YOUR OWN REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM ACCURATELY?
No, why?
DO YOU PREFER THE THRILL OF SEDUCTION OR THE COMFORT OF COUPLEDOM (OR BOTH)?
The thrill of coupledom and the comfort of seduction
ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF LOSING YOUR LIBIDO?
No, i would consider it a gift
DESCRIBE YOUR OLD AGE IN TERMS OF YOUR SEXUALITY
My soul is older than my body?
WHY DO MEN RAPE?
Because they are desperate scum
WHY DO MEN AND WOMEN STILL FIGHT?
Cause each of them wants to be fullfilled by the other
WHAT DO THEY STILL FIGHT ABOUT?
Their desires
WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU COULD SAY TO THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I am more interested in my illusion of you than the real you
DESCRIBE YOUR UTOPIA
Beings with bodies yet bodyless able to merge with each other completely, without the illusions of a single personality and not confined to any human principle
WRITE YOUR OWN LONELY HEARTS ADVERTISEMENT (IE LOOKING FOR A PARTNER) DESCRIBING ALL YOUR STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES AND WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN ANOTHER
A love starving human from 19 – 25 is looking for a partner who will grant my every wish and would willingly become my slave and a toilet for my fragile little desires. You have to be beautiful and able to recite poetry from any era during intercourse. You have to be powerfull enough to make me feel like an insect and untouchable enough to make me feel the need to feel that i posses you.
