“Fake songs are for losers. Listen instead to Donald Trump’s winning music from the loyal heartland and from our least-dumb foreign friends. Real songs like Ramsey Kearney’s “Please Mommy Don’t Abort Me,” Luie Luie’s “El Touchy,” and One Way System’s “Stab The Judge” are just a few from this unpresidented collected of vinyl; records that, no kidding, will convince liberals to stop betraying the American People.”

https://research.gold.ac.uk/id/eprint/22697